PITTSBURGH Z-TRIP
AIRPORT SPECIALIST!

NEAR BELLEVUE 15202?
TEXT 412-424-7173
(THE NIGHT BEFORE)...
YOUR EARLY MORNING
AIRPORT ATTACHE
(EARLIER THE BETTER)

GET A FREE KITE
ON HOME PICKUP
(LEAVE IT WITH KIDS)
READY TO FLY!



PITT = PI + 3.14153



Otherwise call
ZTRIP...
at 412-777-7777



MAKE A HEALTHY
DECISION...

SIGN THE
PETITION...



or go back
to SLEEP
America...



FOR ETERNITY...







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412-432-4000
NOW!









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