

PITTSBURGH Z-TRIP
AIRPORT SPECIALIST!
NEAR BELLEVUE 15202?
TEXT 412-424-7173
(THE NIGHT BEFORE)...
YOUR EARLY MORNING
AIRPORT ATTACHE
(EARLIER THE BETTER)
GET A FREE KITE
ON HOME PICKUP
(LEAVE IT WITH KIDS)
READY TO FLY!

PITT = PI + 3.141511

Otherwise call
ZTRIP...
at 412-777-7777
MAKE A HEALTHY
DECISION...
SIGN THE
PETITION...

or go back
to SLEEP
America...
FOR ETERNITY...
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"LIFE-SUPPORT",
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HEALTHY YOU
FROM SPEAKING
AND MOVING
(THUS ESCAPING)!
Call Pittsburgh FBI
412-432-4000
NOW!




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