PITTSBURGH Z-TRIP
AIRPORT SPECIALIST!

TEXT 412-424-7173,
THE DAY BEFORE YOUR
TRIP TO/FROM THE
PITTSBURGH AIRPORT,
OR TO/FROM
DOWNTOWN!

GET A FREE
HIGHEST-FLYING
BIRD-KITE...FOLDS
INTO A LOADED
BRIEFCASE!



On a lighter note...

IRS' MASS
GENOCIDAL
KIDNAP/MURDER
(SINCE 1963)
OF U.S. HEALTHY
"USELESS EATERS",
VIA PREMEDITATED
"BRAIN-DEATH"!



BRAIN-DEATH
FOR DUMBIES



WAKE UP!

It's as easy as
3.14153













With the Scaife
organ$ scam about to
replace the
Steel Industry,
the big boys needed
a great diversion...

ENTER
Three Rivers Stadium,
and
The Decade of Champions...



MEDICAL CONCERNS?

DIAL 2 1 1!!


^
OR CLICK PIC,
TO ASK A
NEUROLOGIST,
DUH???!!!


^
OR CLICK PIC,
TO GET MARTY
TO ASK DR SIMBRA
FOR YOU!

You will notice
that KDKA
doesn't want your tips
RIGHT NOW...LOL!



FRAUDULENTLY
USED
(unneeded)
"Life-Support"
bypasses vocal cords,
and immobilizes a very
wide-awake U.S., via
FORCED
HYPERVENTILATION
(Cerebral Hypoxia)!



Carlin was funny but
YINZER
THE
JOKE!





WAKE
THE
FUCK
UP
AMERICA!



STOP PRETENDING
THAT WE WERE
EVER GREAT!